Do Not Fold, Spindle, or Mutilate

About This Movie

So, 'Do Not Fold, Spindle, or Mutilate' is an interesting little mix of comedy and thriller, really captures that quirky vibe of the early '70s. The plot revolves around these four elderly ladies who come up with a pretty wild idea to create a fictional girl for a dating service, which sounds harmless enough, right? But then they attract this psychopath, and it shifts the tone quite a bit. There's a palpable tension underneath the humor, which keeps you on your toes. The performances of the ladies are charming yet unsettling at times, and the pacing has this almost whimsical feel that contrasts with the darker elements. It's not your typical mystery-thriller, which makes it stand out in its own way.

This film is a bit of a gem when it comes to vintage TV movies, originally airing on ABC. Not much in terms of home media—it's mostly been seen on rare VHS tapes and a few limited DVD releases, making it quite scarce. There's a niche interest among collectors, especially those who appreciate offbeat comedies or rare thrillers from that era. It’s definitely a title worth tracking down if you're into the quirky side of 70s television productions.