For a ... holey five thousand

About This Movie

So, 'For a ... holey five thousand' is one of those quirky treasures from '89 that slipped under most radars. The plot revolves around the chaos of possessing something that’s not yours—kind of a darkly comedic take on moral dilemmas. The pacing has this offbeat rhythm, blending tension with absurdity, and while the director’s name is lost to history, there’s a certain charm in how the performances walk that line between earnestness and irony. The practical effects, though not groundbreaking, have a rawness that adds to the film's unique atmosphere. It feels like a hidden gem, with a tone that hints at social satire but keeps it playful enough to not drag you down.

This film is somewhat of an anomaly in the late '80s landscape, with limited releases and almost no promotional materials, which adds to its scarcity. Collectors often find it elusive in any format; VHS copies are particularly hard to track down. There’s definitely a niche interest among genre enthusiasts and those who appreciate offbeat cinema, making it a curious item to look out for in thrift stores or collector's conventions.